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December 10, 2019 | Costello

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Grouping For Looks is a page-by-page retelling of the Looking For Group saga through the lens of a mirror universe where Cale is a goateed tyrant and Richard is a holy soul trying to set him on a good path.


Richard sits with a drink in one hand and a bag of Cale in the other. The thugs surround him, hanging on his every word. Benny cautiously takes in the peaceful scene, arms crossed either incredulously or covering nippleage. It doesn’t look that cold in the tavern, but Benny is not wearing much. Like, you’d have to add material to her top to get a bra.

…and that’s why violence is never the answer.

No, but it stops all of the questions.

Cale’s bag sits behind a thug who, and I can’t stress this enough, is not human. The thug happens to be making eye contact with Benny.

Like whether you were conceived by a frog, or if your mother had a thing for reptiles?

Benny’s eyes flare red at the confused thug.

Richard smirks at the bag with the superiority of a high ranking nun.

The more you sin, the more satisfying your redemption will be…

A bloody GLUK seals the thug’s fate.


Benny waltzes over to the bar, having beat a bunch of men in single combat even though the comic this is based on is 10+ years old and some part of the Internet wants to convince you that is a new thing being pushed by special interest groups and is political correctness gone mad.  

The BARKEEP looks her way.

Another drink, Bloodmaiden?


Bloodmaiden… How darkly ominous and yet vividly visual.

She’s a bloodmaiden? They’re healers!

Richard walks over to a girl minding her own business in a bar, as you do.


My price is 1000 gold, no guarantees, and no questions asked.

What is this, some kind of local trouble?

Benny glares at him.

That was a questions, wasn’t it?

You get a discount because of all the spell components on hand.

Richard opens Cale’s dust sack.

My gut tells me we shouldn’t trust her with this or any task…

My gut is the one on the line, and it’s dust in a bag so it outranks yours. My gut says go for it!

GFL Archives

Original: LFG Page 05

First Grouping For Looks: GFL 001

Previous Grouping For Looks: GFL 004

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