GFL – Page 0042
Grouping For Looks is a page-by-page retelling of the Looking For Group saga through the lens of a mirror universe where Cale is a goateed tyrant and Richard is a holy soul trying to set him on a good path.
INT. CASTLE IN THE PRESENT – COURTYARD – DAY
Cale sits upon an overturned bucket, holding court like a philosopher poet at a rap session.
And that’s why I betrayed you all and went back in time myself.
No one is listening to him. Sooba’s there, poised all cat like. That is to say, she’s licking herself.
This is important!
KRUNCH (off screen)
“Don’t eat the meal the poisoner made to apologize for poisoning your soup.”
Cale looks up at the ramparts, where Krunch, Richard, and Benny have taken up guard posts.
But everyone deserves a second chance!
That is logically, philosophically, and fundamentally foolish.
You know how you’re still alive? That’s your second chance.
Four riders on ponyback are incoming.
We’ve been fighting off bandits since you left. Elves from the nearby forest.
No idea what you just said.
Richard jumps down from the wall and runs past Cale. Cale watches him go.
Richard returns with a handful of carrots.
What are those for?
After we kill the riders, these carrots are for the ponies. The four ponies.
For four ponies!
Original: LFG Page 42
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