Top Comments for the First Half of March
Welcome back to the Comment Competition, the bloodiest bout of wordplay this side of the Killer Spelling Bee.
Speaking of play, as many of you know, one of Blind Ferret’s side projects is Board Game Bento, the subscription box for tabletop gamers. The current theme of capes and conflicts is SHOWDOWN, and it ends tonight. We’ve got a special coupon for LFG fans, valid until midnight tonight the new, extended deadline: March 31st at 11:59pm Eastern, or while supplies last EDIT: We’re sold out. Thanks everyone!
Onto your comments from March 1st to 15th!
NPC 20-12
Ivory Bill
This is what happens when Richard orders through Amazon. You won’t believe the things he gets shipped
Michigan J. Frog
OOO! A hold full of fish-eyed doll children! This won’t end in tears, I’m sure of it.
Bea
I was so hoping they’d say that they are orphans heading to an orphanage where one person will save them while another tries to burn them.
TDA 107
Galileo Figaro
Richard is here to rob heirlooms and kill canines.
And he’s all out of heirlooms.
alexandre
(re: comment about Richard stealing ruby slippers)
Nah Cale is wearing them already ( Page 684)
TxSonofLiberty
I could make some flaming showers, or mutate killer flowers
Either inflicting loads of pain
And my hands are sorta swooshing to
the bodies become a gooshin
If I only went a fwooshing
I’d unravel every intestinal track,
Bake, fricassee, make English Moosh
The fact I lack a breath
Doesn’t mean I’d be your death
If I only made one Fwoosh.
Oh, I could could establish a little town the coast
With undead townfolks that it would boast
Or just turn armies to tons of toast
I would not be a warlock with jokes, schtick, and random schlock
And a rather pleasant toosh
I would dance on the roof and in the cellah, with Clan Breem’s Queen Pella,
And still make a lot of Fwoosh.
LFG 962
Irabbit75
We found the airship! Now the rest of the map is open to us! Well except for the island where the most powerful Materia is located. Now we have to inbreed Chocobo’s to get there!
Sendaz
Or a ship sailing over the crushed bodies of children thrown down before it, riding that tide of blood across the land.
You know Richard would approve. 😛
Offrezwolf
Airship.
Piloted by Wild Bill.
NPC 20-13
Speedy Marsh
Damn you, Otto Correct! You were supposed to demand their first barn!!!
Kai Kohaku
Ohhhhh, I see. They aren’t just pains. They’re royal pains.
alexandre
Dear mehssa,
You are now part of a hostage situation
sincerely, blue eyed creep
(p.s) Yes that’s my real birth name shut up
LFG 963
Dansel
I bet her name was Rose…
Nick
was she been an early bloomer too?
Brett Stratton
Can’t give Cale his victory, can you Richard?
Douglas Chandler
Ooooh what shall we do with a magic sailor, what shall we do with a magic sailor, What shall we do with a magic sailor, early in the morning,
give grog until she wants to party , giver her grog until she wants to party, giver her grog until she wants to party
early in the morning…..Burp.
NPC 20-14
Ocho
It was spelled out. In 20-10, they said they are heading to Kethenecia, which means they were not currently in Kethenecia. They said it was a military takeover that occurred, so the military that is following them is from the country they were just in. There is plenty of context.
Madcat221
Alas, there is a coup of a Despotic She-elf Usurper nature going on in Kethenica, so it’s six or one half dozen of the other.
Galileo Figaro
They’re trying to stop the spreading of this horrible scar infestion plaguing their people.
As well as lesbians.
TDA 108
Crimson Volk
that poor coffee……… let us mourn for it.
Minando
…and then he continued his work with his Excel chart. Of death.
Eoraptor
maintenance is going to be real upset… not about the coffee… but dick used indellible marker on the cubicle wall above the poster
LFG 964
Ivory Bill (to BFE Moss)
Weren’t you eaten on page 233?
ambaryerno
Kudos for using the correct order for an archer to shoot. It irritates me to no end when people tell archers to “fire” in media.
Thisguy
Well, so long as you keep wiping out the people who see your trick, you’ll never have to worry about people learning and building a counter to it
NPC 20-15
LaughingTarget
Someone needs to play more Tetris. I can fit at least seven in there. It’s all about how to use the Z shaped piece.
DVS BSTrD
I’m bored, so I think I’ll squeeze my boobs together for the audience.
Flavourius
“Do a barrel roll! Into the water!”
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
LFG 965
LaughingTarget
Am I the only one who read Dick’s last line using Ricardo Montalban’s voice?
“Rich, dragon leather.”
Sandman366
Instant Awkward: Just Add Richard.
Which really confuses anyone looking for Instant Awesome, since that has the exact same one-step process…..
Dragoncat
As long as you’re there, Richard… Tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
NPC 20-16
DVS BSTrD
Teach the children the artillery…
…while I ready the lifeboats on the other side.
Speedy Marsh
“Hillary! Why are the children getting paint all over my new canvas sails?”
“You said, ‘Teach the children art, ‘illary.'”
CalTheOnly
I’m guessing she has never had kids and asked them to help out on projects around the house.
Syn~
If it was Captain Dick, he’d order the children to be used as artillery
zgrssd
So if this ship is starting to sink, will the evacuation go “women and children first”? Because frankly that would not be much of an organisational help.
TDA 109
Raising_Rlyeh
I think “Fuller House made me do it” should be a perfectly ok legal defense.
Sensei Le Roof
Can I blame the imminent loss of M*A*S*H?
Flavourius
Everywhere you look, everywhere
there’s a heart, there’s a heart…
Literally.
LFG 966
Infamous Nefarious
I think we all knew good and well that there was no way in hell he was leaving there without a Chacha.
DVS BSTrD
Dick and Gyna, what a pair.
Ivory Bill
Well, he doesn’t have Hctib anymore. Might as well have Ach Ach.
NPC 20-17
Tammy Franklin
I see these pirate ladies and all I can think is “There is a lot of damn glue on this ship, because NO WAY are those shirts staying in place otherwise!” 😀
Katelynn MacLean
I have never been so excited for comic updates until this NPC
Rose
Since this is the first epilogue story that takes place after the NPC is seen in LFG, I wonder if this means we’ll see Mehssa and Dima in Kethenecia if/when Cale et al return to it.
LFG 967
safyrejet
How does one go from benevolent princess to murderous despot in so little time? Oh Cale, that happens to most women once a month. Like clockwork. It’s like there’s some sort of rhythmic cycle going on within us.
Katelynn MacLean
Sorry Benny- I’m really feeling that bag more on Richard
Gyron
So apparently Gamlonians are prone to tyranny.
Reynolds
How does one goes form a benevolent princess to a murderous despot?
1) Evil Twin
2) You were played like a fiddle
3) some sort of rebellion that escalated pretty quickly
4) archmage?
5) Richard’s “long dead sister” came back for vengeance…
Most likely number 2 though……
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-Costello